There is a Dutch word that perfectly describes Richard’s eyes; pretoogjes: ‘fun-eyes,’ the eyes of a chuckling person who is up to some benign mischief.
Fuck you all!!! You’ve done it now! You’ve gone and killed me!!!
My pleasure.
I’m surprised no one has brought up his amazing butt yet…
pretty sure you mean this?
..is it just me or does that corgi have a heart shaped but…
While I think @janimoon had the most beautiful and wholesome reply on this post, I wonder if @lamthetwickster and I could steer it in a different direction?
The Bulge™️ (Where’s the gif of spongebob licking his crotch?! I’m trash. I’m sorry.)
The smell of popcorn and greasy baked goods hit you immediately after you stepped out of the car.
You could hardly contain your excitement. Rich had decided to take you to a fair when he heard he’s have a few days off between conventions. The fair was in his home town, and you were beyond excited to experience part of his childhood.
Your eyes flitted up to stare at the ferris wheel and various other rides as the two of you entered the fairgrounds.
“Whatcha want to do first?” Rich asked, his lips quirking into a smile as he saw your anxiousness.
At that moment, your stomach growled. It was around noon and you hadn’t had anything to eat since breakfast.
“How about some food,” you laughed, allowing your boyfriend to lead you to one of the many food trucks.
–
“This is so good! What is it?”
Rich chuckled, taking a seat next to you at a picnic table.
“Something fried, for sure.”
You lightly smacked his arm. “That could be anything!”
“True. Wanna go on a few rides after you’re done?“
–
The rest of the day was spent laughing and goofing around with your favorite person to be with.
You could tell he was happy just to have brought you there and showed you around.
Days like that couldn’t last forever, but they would always stay close to your heart.
I don’t know where this came from. I just wrote it spontaneously.
Word Count: 865 words
Category: Fluff
You took a step on stage and were immediately blinded by lights.
Fans screamed in excitement for your first panel, one that you shared with Rich, Matt, and Rob.
“What’s up, Chicago?” You shouted in the microphone, waving to the probable 100 people in the room.
You took a seat in one of the chairs set out, waiting for your friends to make their appearances.
“Now, although I wish I was doing a panel alone, I’ve got some great people joining me! Give it up for Richard Speight Jr, Matt Cohen, and Rob Benedict!”
The crowd got even louder than before, something you didn’t think could happen, as the three men walked out. You stood up and greeted them all with hugs before sitting down again.
“So, boys, how’s it goin?”
Rob takes a seat next to you while Rich and Matt stand on the other side of the stage.
“Great. How about you? It’s your first con!” Rich replies, smiling as the audience shouts their happiness that you’ve finally joined a convention.
“It’s been great so far! I’m really excited for karaoke later!”
Matt snorts and Rob laughs at his friend’s reaction.
“We’ve got something special planned for tonight,” Matt whispers into his microphone, smirking as the audience goes crazy once again.
“Keeping secrets again, Matthew? I thought we talked about this,” Rich chuckles.
You raise an eyebrow at your friends.
“Care to elaborate, Matthew?”
Matt shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head. “Not really. But I think it’s about time we started on some questions!”
–
The panel ended too quick, as you were having a lot of fun with the audience and the boys.
Every story they told, every joke they brought up, you loved it, and so did the audience.
Unfortunately, the four of you had to abandon the stage, but you were excited for what was coming next.
It was just about time for karaoke, and as usual, Rich, Rob, and Matt had their costumes picked out.
Rob and Matt were dressed as knights, whilst Rich looked like a king.
"So, boys, got something for me to wear?” You grinned as they all turned to you.
"Actually, we do!” Matt exclaimed, waving you over to a couch where a large pink dress is laying.
"Oh you’ve got to be kidding me. I’m not wearing a dress,” you chuckled, tracing down the dress’s patterns with your finger.
"Oh c’mon, we need a queen. Who better than you?”
You snorted, “Well, Rob.”
The three boys laughed.
"Fair enough. Who’s second best to Rob?”
You rolled your eyes. “Fine.”
Matt disappeared along with Rob, leaving just you and Rich.
"You know, they set this up,” he smirks, drawing your attention away from the dress.
"Hm? Why’s that?”
Rich shrugs, wearing that same smug grin. “Oh y’know. The whole queen and king thing? They’re trying to set us up.”
You raise an eyebrow and giggle. “Really?”
Rich makes his way over to you and places his hands on your hips.
"Good thing we’re already dating, huh?”
Your hands make their way on his shoulders as you pull him closer and press your lips to his.
"Mhm,” you mumble.
"We could have some fun this.”
You snicker quietly, “Oh?”
–
"How’s it going, guys?” Matt shouts, earning screams from the whole audience.
"We’ve got something pretty special planned tonight, don’t we, Rob?”
Rob nods, gently smiling at the fans. “Just a little, Matt.”
You and Rich share amused glances at your friends’ not-so-secret secrecy.
"What’s this secret you’ve been keeping from us and the fans all day, you two?”
You hide the smile fighting its way onto your lips, but it slips for a second before you can keep the act together.
Thankfully, neither Matt nor Rob notices.
"We’ve got a special song for you and our dear friend, Rich, to sing as a duet.”
"It’s a bit of a classic,” Rob adds in.
The two actors stroll over to a couple of seats as you and Rich approach the middle of the stage.
"What do you think it will be, Rich?” You place a finger to your lips, pretending to ponder the situation.
Rich chuckles and shrugs. “Not sure. These two are crazy. Could be anything.”
Then, the song started playing.
The piano was clearly recognizable and you flushed red when you knew it.
You locked eyes with Rich as the two of you began singing.
Wise men say; only fools rush in. But I can’t help falling in love with you.
The crowd stayed absolutely silent as they watched the chemistry onstage. Your hands shook a little as you took a deep breath and smiled as Rich did the same.
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I can’t help falling in love with you
Your voices melted together perfectly, adding to the song’s effects.
Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Rich grabbed your hand and intertwined your fingers with his, pulling you close as the two of you finished the song.
Take my hand, take my whole life too
For I can’t help falling in love with you
You dropped the mic to the ground, cupped Rich’s face with your hands, and kissed him. He smiled and rested his hands on your waist, pulling you closer.
The audience roared while Matt and Rob stood to the side, fist bumping one another.
@lacqueluster no pressure but if you do write it, tag me?
@bkwrm523 will do 😉 (If I write it, and my motivation is so meh at this point so who knows. But I’ll keep this in mind.)
Don’t worry @lacqueluster I’ll be there to silently put bad ideas into your head. I mean don’t you think Gabe would love to be dominated? He’s an archangel and super powerful if someone could put him in his place he’d probably be into it 😛
@bkwrm523 just an update: I woke up in the middle of the night last night with inspiration for this. I don’t know why it chose to hit me then but I’m not questioning it. It’s smut, just filth, and I’m maybe halfway done with it?
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