Chuck: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Michael: I did. I broke it…
Chuck: No. No, you didn’t. Gabriel?
Gabriel: Don’t look at me. Look at Lucifer.
Lucifer: What?! I didn’t break it.
Gabriel: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Lucifer: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Gabriel: Suspicious.
Lucifer: No it’s not!
Metatron: If it matters, probably not… Amara was the last one to use it.
Amara: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Metatron: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Amara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Metatron!
Michael: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dad.
Chuck: No. Who broke it?
Lucifer: [whispering] Dad, Raphael’s been awfully quiet…
Raphael: Really?!
Gabriel: Yeah, really!

…

Chuck: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I hate those posts that are like “reblog or else someone dies”. Like thanks for giving me anxiety over something as stupid as that.

ewfilthymundane:

omgbubblesomg:

quinnandersonwrites:

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

Fuck off we’re not sharing a bed

baritonechick:

Mocking Dick (Parts 1-15)

A Richard Speight Jr x Reader series

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For da peeps in da back

baritonechick:

Mocking Dick 15

A/N: It’s actually on the longer side for these… so it’s under a cut!

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idreamofhazel:

nobodys-baby-now:

Man, if Gabriel turns out to be AU Gabriel i’m gonna flip my shit, bc that would mean our Gabriel did died and that hurts my feelings….

I’ve been thinking a lot about this, but how would asmodues have gotten AU Gabriel?? And why does AU Gabriel look like our Gabriel when all of the other angels don’t look like our versions??

I m hoping for some trickster-level shenanigans to explain this. I don’t want it to be AU Gabriel!

^ They would have gotten Jack if they were able to get into the other dimension…