avengers-having-fun:

Tony and Steve call an emergency Avengers meeting, in which they invite Loki also.

Thor and Loki get there and sit down next to the Avengers.

Thor: …So why are WE here?

Steve: I need to ask you – both of you – a favor.

Loki: What? You need someone hurt?

Steve: No.

Loki: Do you need someone to disappear? Because I can—

Steve: NO!

speightsquad:

key–lime–pie:

mrspadaleckisworld:

spnmightkillme:

Here’s the problem,

You obviously have perfect lips. Which is totally fine, if the rest of you is a little bit fucked up. But the rest of you isn’t fucked up, the rest of you is also perfect. THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Look at his eyes, perfect fucking eyes. My heart melts when I look at them. Like…are you kidding? Is this a joke?? Are you photoshopped???

It’s okay. I bet his ears aren’t perfect, I bet they look stupid or something.

NOPE, his ears look great. Fuck.

He got a perfect skinny white boi ass too

He even smells good.

“He even smells good” please no my heart cannot handle the perfection that is Speight