nobodys-baby-now:

sumara62:

girl-next-door-writes:

sumara62:

@girl-next-door-writes Here’s another for you..

And now I am dead.

@thewhiterabbit42 , @nobodys-baby-now , @authoressskr , @lacqueluster , @blondecoffeecake

Thought you ladies would like to get in on this one…..

I would LOVE to get on his di-

jessialchihomie:

LOOK AT HIM

HE KNOWS HE’S ABOUT TO DIE AND I’M SO NOT READY

ohmychukk:

WHY CAN’T THEY JUST LET HIM STAY HAPPY FOR ONCE, HASNT HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY?!!

Also me before and after watching Infinity War trailer

imaginecrowleyspn:

madmaudlingoes:

empressturtle:

southpauz:

“You’re so innocent!”

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

I have never seen a more accurate representation of me in high school and the innocence people used to think I had…

The first time I swore at my old restaurant job, one my coworkers literally fell over.

My senior year science class in high school, the teacher showed a pic of the most popular car in like Asia, and my whole class was stunned when I said my problem with it was that it wasn’t big enough to fuck a bitch in.

underoosbucky:

THE FOUR STAGES OF WATCHING THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER

createdbytinyaddiction:

My therapist: So how are you feeling today? What has happened the last time we saw each other

Me: The infinity war trailer dropped.

My therapist:…I think we need to see each other not twice a week anymore but every day of the week.

loveyoubarnes:

So. THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER IS FINALLY HERE, AND I CAN’T BREATHE. ITS AMAZING😍 I was in public when I saw it and now I think everybody thinks I’m crazy, because I might looked a little crazy while watching it.

Send me a “If we had a day together…”

baritonechick:

Mocking Dick (10)

Warnings: Suggestive stuff, not smut but hints at it, don’t read if that triggers or offends you, or makes you uncomfortable

Keep reading

lazyfolloweroffandoms:

Dear Verizon & Yahoo

You won’t shut me up about Net Neutrality and I shall keep posting about it.

With anger,

Your users that keep your greedy businesses alive.